Cadillac? I’m Not Buyin’ It…
Advertisements have been popping up everywhere for Cadillac. In my gaming magazine, on my websites and everywhere. They feature alternative-looking individuals who are obsessed with Cadillacs. It really makes me feel bugged. You can see the videos that they have put up here:
The whole advertising campaign makes me mad. You can’t make me like your cars by sticking one of my peers behind the wheel. Cadillacs are monsterous boats of cars with the gas mileage of an SUV. There is NOTHING about them that appeals to me. Just sticking a multi-tattooed person in front of them isn’t enough to make me want one.
Here’s a unique idea, Cadillac: Try designing a car that I want to buy! How about a sleek tiny thing with great gas mileage and unique styling? It can cost a lot of money. That’s what Cadillacs are, but throw me a bone.
With the design of their cars, Cadillac is running into the sad fact that their consumers are getting so old that their children have taken away the keys. Your population is dying off, Cadillac. I’m sure you realize that, but you can’t get the living to buy your cars without an automotive makeover.