The Gadgets Page

I got this image in my email forwarded to me from a friend of my mother’s. It’s rare that these sort of forwarded emails make me laugh, but this one did. It was titled, “What Every Husband Wants for Christmas.” If I could buy him a remote that would instantly make my boobs bigger, I wouldn’t think twice about getting it for him.

I suspect the “Stop Winging” button was meant to be “Stop Whining,” but I like the idea of a remote that will make me stop flapping my arms like a crazy girl. Sometimes it’s hard for me to stop on my own…

So, when is JVC going to invent this thing?