The Microsoft oPhone
Steve Ballmer might think that the iPhone isn’t going to affect the cell phone market. That’s because he had the inside knowledge of the new innovation coming out of Microsoft soon: the Microsoft oPhone!
Why settle for a multi-touch screen when you can have three keyboards and a circular screen instead! This Microsoft-created phone spoof is actually really funny. I love it when Mel Sampat explains how easy it is to write software for the oPhone:
Coding for the oPhone is so easy, a five-year-old can do it. In fact, even a four-year-old can do it. All you need to do is use the right GDI APIs. Just GetClientCircle instead of GetClientRect. DrawCircle instead DrawLine.
At least the guys at Microsoft have a good sense of humor.